You May Be A Lover But You Ain't No Dancer

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

thebootydiaries:


thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

crown-of-weeds:

penroseparticle:

themaidofdishonor:

pax-et-triumphus:

Regardless of whether you watch Scandal or not, everyone needs to watch this and see Lisa Kudrow fucking nail her scene exploiting misogyny and sexism.

I’m pretty sure that just changed my life.

fucking annihilated

Don’t interrupt me when I’m speaking.

johnny-cool:

Blue Jay Way

johnny-cool:

Blue Jay Way

Sitting here in Blue Jay Way…

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

Hamlet: You read my journal?
Horatio: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Top 10 favorite pictures of Paul & Linda -requested